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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Arseen on April 01, 2019, 03:17:33 PM
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List here best April fools jokes you have come across.
I'll start with these:
To add visibilty Helsinki police (others later) will start using overalls in metallic pearly pink color.
During night time the color automaticly chances in to neon violet.
They also are liquidm stain and especially donut sugar resistant:
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/cbad/9vz56k95rdlz2zt7g.jpg)
Police of Eastern Uusimaa has hired drug mule that can tell the difference between weed and grass because its sense of smell is 100-1000 better than human's:
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/99c7/kr0cz0vdqqh861r7g.jpg)
Ikea has finally decided what to do with the piece of land they bought three years ago in Lappeenranta.
They will erect a windfarm.
In case people are dissapointed that Ikea will not build store there and as Lappeenrata is getting rid of plastic trinkets in the name of enviroment all city's disposable cups are given away free at townhall's customer service office.
It is unknown can one also get there free Ikea buckets (inside joke in Finland: If store gives out something free you'lll get long cues outside. First major case was store offering free buckets that people drove hundreds of kilometers to get) or electric contracts with free transfer (In Finland electricity is cheap but the transfer rates are high):
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/aa89/ynly6jov192gm777g.jpg)
EU is ordering Finland to change name of kalakukko one of traditional foods as the name is confusing and/or false averticing.
Direct translation is fishcock (or fishrooster):
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/cfd0/3ab7krsjoam8w737g.jpg)
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If you backed the Bloodstained game (several years ago) you should have received a pretty good April Fools joke in your email today.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
505 Games and ArtPlay are proud to announce the 'Bloodstained: Bloodstained Edition’!
For only $999 (or $666 for Kickstarter backers) true Igavaniacs will receive the game on the platform of their choice, encased in 0.5 liters of blood drawn from famed game creator Koji Igarashi.
Each pouch will be one in an exclusive, limited-number collector’s series, featuring handcrafted, laser-printed details like collection date, blood type designation, and a barcode of authenticity that definitely can’t be scanned for any hidden messages.
Quantity will be limited to 10 and will be sold on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Although we are excited to offer this ultimate edition to fans everywhere, we do need to provide some disclaimers:
505 Games and ArtPlay accept no liability for any damages, injuries or loss of profit due to misuse of the Bloodstained: Bloodstained edition—including but not limited to transfusions, ingestion and attempting to use the game disc.
Ships internationally with the following exceptions: North Korea, Transylvania, international waters, Antarctica, Pangea
Our legal team commented on cloning: “What? No that won’t give them rights to the game. What are you even talking about? Who do you report to?”
Blood processing services provided by Dr. David Chang.
Blood type may or may not be accurate. The brand manager forgot to ask IGA what his blood type is.
Bloodstained: Bloodstained Edition will be available Summer 2019.
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I did not get that, but that is funny.
Ans accurate.
Human has roughly 5 liters of blood which is 10 half liter sets.
Anyway very informative video about Mega SD by Metal Jesus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-9wSjfbx28
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Anyway very informative video about Mega SD by Metal Jesus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-9wSjfbx28
I watched that today and it was pretty funny. My favorite part was when he hoped that the prices of potatoes wouldn't go up.
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Anyway very informative video about Mega SD by Metal Jesus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-9wSjfbx28
I watched that today and it was pretty funny. My favorite part was when he hoped that the prices of potatoes wouldn't go up.
Not a problem for me. ;D
My friend grows potatoes and I get them as much as I want for free.
Also his mother and some other relatives grow spuds.
Even our town's emblem has potatato flower prominently in it.