Well it's not that bad.
My main responsibilty is homecare, as in driving around town and helping elderly at home.
I rarely have to do stuff related to poo or pee (at the moment my patients need just help remembering to take their med and eating).
I just happened to be at one of our nursing homes, which act as our headquarters.
My main job is talking, evaluvating, and occasionally hitting the bar with our patients.
And no I don't drink and drive, our town is small and I can do the rounds walking.