[...]I'd rather play chip n dale rescue rangers on nes than watch football. it is just who I am 
[...] you don't watch football!? At least fake it lol. At the very least you can watch SportsCenter for 1 hour and be caught up with at least 3 days of sports.
I'm siding with mariocaseman here. I don't watch football either, nor would I even be interested in faking it. Don't fake it. Nothing sucks quite like being forced into something because the person you're with thinks you're enjoying it.
I can't be the guy she wants.
Don't try to be. If you can't be yourself, then it's not worth it. There's someone out there that will want to be with you, but if you try to be someone they want, then they won't want
you, they'll just want whoever you're pretending to be.