I think this is the best introduction to a movie:
The World’s End
Right you buggers, listen up!
In a’name o’the British Empiah, I am ‘ereby nickin’ this ‘ere Night o’the Livin’ Pictures so that you Finnish buggers can wotch a propah bloody MOVIE! (Don’t worry, you can fank me later!)
Now, wot ‘appens when you take the blokes wot made Hot Fuzz and Shaun o’the Dead, mix in some space alien tossers, and drown all that in twelve pints of lager?
Tha’s right! BLOODY GOOD LAUGHS!!
Basically, here’s the plot: five mates gang up one more time to finish an epic pub crawl from twenny years ago. Most of ‘em are fat, old, or bank managers, but ‘young at heart’ Gary (who dresses like a bit of a knob) reckons it’s time to finish wot they started, and drags the geezers back to their home town for a proper night getting royally pissed!
But their quest to reach the final pub on the crawl, the fabled World’s End, turns out to be the least of their worries, when shite goes totally wrong, and the five mates end up havin’ to save not only themselves, but also.. the future of mankind!
Awesome, right? RIGHT?!