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The text on the back baffles me:
"NARC is a game that depicts the war on drugs, and supports our belief that winners don't use drugs."
The game has an enemy that runs around throwing two-foot-long hypodermic needles and a psychotic clown that pops out of buildings and tries to stab people walking by. The ending boss is a giant head with a hat that floats around on some sort of a hovering machine and spits replicas of his tongues at you. Is this really what the war on drugs is like?
And 'winners don't use drugs', but they DO use rocket launchers on men in wheelchairs and dogs, splattering them into a dozen meaty juicy pieces. According to this game, killing > using drugs. Granted I'm as anti-drug as anyone, but this game really has no place taking any moral high ground. 
About 8-9 years ago, it used to be a weekly ritual for me and a really good buddy of mine to head up to EB Games every weekend to see what new SNES/NES games they had in their little "Retro" section. Afterwards we'd head back to my house and try to play our way through them no matter how terrible they ended up being sometimes.
One particular Saturday we came across NARC in all it's glory for a measly $1. We took it home, cranked up the ol' trusty NES, and our minds were indefinitely blown. I couldn't have said it better than you already did, and I'm not even going to try. The whole...JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!....unless of course, you want to be blown into a million meaty pieces all over the asphalt is certainly an effective approach, I'll give them that much.
Don't get me wrong, it's actually an extremely entertaining game, but it seriously gives WTF a whole new meaning.
