There is no epic brawl going on here.
I figured it was worth a try, I have no idea what the people prior to me had done to this box.
(I found stacks of pennies in there and it's obvious the box had been opened several times prior to my getting it. )
I tried the x-clamp fix and it worked for about 20mins and then went back to RROD.
I tried the heat gun method.... it did not work either.... , the unit is just dead now....
I figure I have not lost anything but some time.......
Hey satoshi_matrix, I want my money back!.... Oh wait, I didn't pay anything for the advice....
(that last part is a joke...)