Thanks! Running that through Google translate, this is what I get. How accurate is it? Also, in the Swedish translation that Tyler linked, they translate the person the girl is calling as Mary instead of Murray, and bedroom as Niagra Falls. Any thoughts on those? Also, the actress Paula Irvine is credited as playing Mad Donna. Not sure if that's the SMB version of Madonna, or supposed to be a different character. The bros do mention (I think the real) Madonna in at least one episode.
Google translate German to English:
The Magic Apple
LUIGI: "Mario, is that the apple for my cake? For Luigi's first apple pie?
MARIO: "No, with this apple you will not bake a cake! This is a wonder apple and every girl that eats of it thinks I'm the most wonderful man in the world."
LUIGI: "Impossible! The apple does not fit millions of dollars!
MARIO: "Ohohoho! Very funny, the Gypsy woman who sold it to me said that this is a magic apple."
LUIGI: "Mario ... Mario, you wondrous brother of all! On average, once a minute, an American is tricked and this time it's your turn.The statistics do not lie."
MARIO: "If only it would work and Mad Donna, the woman of my dreams, would eat from it, she would see me as the greatest man in the world, but with a lovesick fool like me, that does not work out anyway."
LUIGI: "Mario, who knows, who knows the fate, huh?"
*Doorbell rings*
MARIO: "It's open!"
*Mad Donna steps inside*
MARIO: "Mad Donna, how does Luigi know who's coming? What are you doing here?"
MAD DONNA: "As the devil wants, my car has given up the ghost in front of your workshop. Can I make a call?"
MARIO: "Of course."
MAD DONNA: "Well, I always have an appetite for an apple."
*Mad Donna bites into the Apple*
MAD DONNA: "Uhn? Huh ... you're the man of my life, Mario! I'll stay with you forever."
MARIO: "Ooohh ... If that's the case, order a pizza first. Oohhh ..."
*fades to black*
*Mario and Mad Donna sitting on the couch*
MARIO: "Definitely fun to be a famous singer."
MAD DONNA: "Already, but being with you is even more fun. Oh, be my prince, huh !? I have to call my agent and tell him that I want to be with you forever!"
MARIO: "You love time, when Luigi learns about it, Hey Luigi, come on!"
LUIGI: "What's up?"
MARIO: "I have some great news."
LUIGI: "Is that a joke? Ohohohoh, is not that Mad Donna?"
MARIO: "Oh yes, and in a week she's Mrs. Mario, Mario and Mad Donna are getting married."
MAD DONNA: "Hello Murray, I'm painting the gym! I want ..."
*Apples magic wears off*
MARIO: My darling, my dear, what's up?
MAD DONNA: "Take my hands off Murray Call the police!"
MARIO: "Oh, the apple does not work anymore, wait, please, wait and calm down, I'm sorry for what I've done, I'm genuinely sorry, sorry, please ..."
MAD DONNA: "OK ... you do not look like a dangerous boy."
*Mad Donna takes another bite of the apple*
MAD DONNA: "Murray, all, just no police, I'm giving a press conference, I'm going to marry the most wonderful man in the world today."
LUIGI: * mumbles * "Well if she does, he will .... But if he does, then she will ..." * shrugs *
MARIO: "You stay here, my dove, and I organize the honeymoon."
MAD DONNA: "Haaahhhh, hopefully you'll be back soon."
MARIO: "Luigi."
LUIGI: "Huaaahhh, hopefully you'll be back soon, sweetie." * Mocking *
MARIO: "Please do me the favor and take care of my fiancé while I pack the suitcases for the honeymoon?"
LUIGI: "Yeah, where are you packing your bags?"
MARIO: "Well in the bedroom."
LUIGI: "Oohhh, in the bedroom, hmm ... Mario, do not take my blanket with me."
*Apples magic wears off again*
MAD DONNA: "Yuck, where am I?"
LUIGI: "Uh, Mariooo, Uh, are you sure you're going to spend your honeymoon with Mad Donna?"
MARIO: "Ask yourself!"
LUIGI: "Well, um, eh, tell Miss, um, do you really want to marry my brother Mario?"
MAD DONNA: "Do not even if it was the last plumber in the world!"
LUIGI: "Ohhhh ..."
*Mad Donna takes another bite of the apple*
MAD DONNA: "Luigi! Haahhhuuhhh!
LUIGI: "You love time."
MAD DONNA: "Murray? Murray? Yeah, I got engaged. Yeah, I'll be the show business show business. Tomorrow morning I'll marry the most wonderful man in the world."
LUIGI: "Me? I do not think that's possible."
MAD DONNA: "Yes."
LUIGI: "Certainly not."
*Mario comes back*
LUIGI: "Hello Mario, would you like to be our best man, we're getting married."
MARIO: "Oh, oh ..."
LUIGI: "I'm afraid she's serious Ohhhhh ..."
THE END
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