I can actually relate to that, My mother insisted on trying to raise my siblings and I as "Jehovah's Witnesses". It killed my social life and since they don't celebrate holidays of any sort (B-Days included) there was no reason to keep track of my own age....and the needs exercise...its slightly embarrassing but I'm a festively plump 250lbs at a whopping 5' 10"
That sucks. My crazy-ass aunt is in the cult that South Park criticizes, and she's actually making lots of money from it. I feel so dirty whenever I get her fucking blood money. I think that some poor sap somewhere really believes this stuff and she's extorting it from them just to line her deep pockets. I can't tell if she seriously believes it or if she just believes in making money illegitimately.
The reason I didn't mention it by name is that I wouldn't put it past them to constantly have Google alerts for the name of their cult and try to send takedown notices to sites critical of them.
I'm 13. Take that, average! I wonder if this will change anyone's opinions of me...
Mean average of all ages posted here, including mine, excluding chewie:
27.4545...
Mean average of all ages posted here, excluding me and chewie:
30.2