I'm late to the party, but the Classic NES is actually pretty nice. I'd rather have it than a PI any day anyway. If for some reason I decide to ever get rid of anything, the Classic NES will be much easier to flip that a PI.
I also was much more interested personally in the NES than the Switch. Mainly because the Switch has nothing which interest me AT ALL yet. I've also seen way to many horror vids of problems with the Switch for me to even bother with.
Then it comes down to people that can't handle newer technologies. I'll give an example.
My mom, (who wants a Classic NES but can't really get one right now because of asshole scalpels) can't play newer games because of all the controls and buttons and what not, but she can play most of the simpler Nintendo games just fine.
I guess if anyone has a Classic NES that they would be willing to sell for not much more that retail I'd be willing to buy it from you for her.
$60 really isn't all that much anyway for a console with 30 games stock. I'm sure most of us have spent way more on rather trivial things. Plus I believe Wiggy was pretty close to hitting the nail on the head about what they were making on the systems after all the product, employee, and shipping costs, but if you look at it like they sold 100,000 at $10, they just made a quick $1,000,000 with virtually little work done to supply the system.