First off, happy birthday!
Thank you.
First off, happy birthday! I absolutely recommend getting drunk now, and as a rum guy, there's some pretty smooth and mellow ways to do it!
Finnish people are so advanced that we have always operated in digital mode, in this case sober or absolutely hammered.

Besides I'm at work, and none of the clients have any alcohol currently.

Secondly, damn.....that really sounds like a rough night. My ex used to work at a nursing home and would tell me the stories of the place. Basically, if you're a nurse expecting to take care of old people sitting around wanting to tell stories, then the reality check is pretty heavy. And the worst part she said, was the paperwork drill, especially if one of the patients had a fall.
Well we have quite relaxed work pace currently so we have time to talk and listen to the elderly.
Yeah the paper work is taking time as the mobile connections are quite slow due to increased security programs taking bandwidth.
It has eased a bit after we got smartphones we can use on the road instead of having to go to computer at one of our bases (laptops did not work fast enough and ran out of power too fast).
Smartphones also have app where we just click when we start taking care of client and when we stop.
Saves over and hour a day.
I do know how strict the paperwork was in Canada (where I did one of the work studies while at school) so I assume it's about the same in US if not stricter.
In Canada every pill given had to be signed even if it was going everyday, and even bandage.
It's not nearly as strict here.
We type more on general level and only write extra medication give (not even always that if it's just Tylenol or such).
Here if some falls and does hurt we just help them up, maybe if it happens often we do write it up so we can see how often it happens. And if the fall is bad we just call ambulance and let them do the paperwork.