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January 2016, a New Year for pick ups!!!
marioxb:
--- Quote from: amiga1200 on January 31, 2016, 07:54:18 PM ---kinda a mixed bag. :P
ya know that feeling you get when you do well, and nothing can piss on that parade, well i only have my self to blame.
half wasted, walking home (with a spring in my step) a tall redheaded copper woman pulls me over, and i wasn't about to weather her BS.
she spiels, i respond:
look sweetheart, i can't take you seriously when your tits are squashed into your flak vest, sheer unprofessional if you ask me...blah, blah...booze driven rant.
i saw a look of a slapped arse on her face, like she never been told 'NO' before.
well, in a blink of an eye, i was eating a car bonnet, the bitch lunged and twisted my arm up my back and pinned me yelling:
you don't know when to keep your trap shut do you?! (no i don't, didn't tell her that.) ;D\
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still didn't kill my buzz, and all she wanted was directions, new on the job. ??? (i should've wrapped a 4' by 4' around her skull for trying to stop my fun,)
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scored a nice chunk today:
1, tenchu return from darkness [xbx]
2 blade 2 [xbx]
3, james pond 2 codename robocod [ps2] (have the ;D amiga ;D and psx relz too. in the words of bazfan: no penguin biscuits, no robocod, end of!)
4, bakugan battle brawlers [wii] (have a USA copy too, haven't played it yet.)
5, leisure suite larry magna cum laude [ps] (also in my xbx stack.)
6, halo 3 [360] already have the original relz, this thing is a metal case, thick with an extras disk, and a related art book.)
7, a realm reborn [ps3] (man! fucking balls! online only game, like FF11 on the ps2.)
8, two official ps2 mc's (8m) translucent blue. works with fmcb no sweat.
yep, apart from one item, made out like a dingo in a maternity ward, and no big-tits, tall legs is gonna knock me off my stride... ;D
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Good thing you aren't in the US! American cops wouldn't put up with that at all. They'd throw you in jail just for talking back to them!
amiga1200:
^^ semi-grateful, but on the other hand, in the objective sense of a 'policeman' (not law enforcer) they do deal with folks that have the UNALIENABLE right to bear arms, of any kind, as long as relative documentation is not far to hand.
i suppose they deal with unpredictability more than UK bobbies. (other than some sort of draconian legalese the USA is also bound to, the citizens/civilians are on even footing with the police, not so here...)
hard to say, different societies all-round. :D
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