Hahaha, I love you guys. I came on here expecting to get trashed for making this post. Sleeping pills + pure child like excitement. I couldn't contain it.
Apparently I had to be under the influence to finally find the damned thing.
Anyway, I actually found it in the case of a weird kung fu movie, jammed on top of the dvd. Definitely my ex girlfriends doing.
Glad I didn't have to buy a replacement disk. Would have bothered the crap out of me knowing it wasn't original..