"Gee, it sure is

boring around here."
"My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for."
"I just wonder what Ganon's up to."
"Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized to the island of Koridai."
"Great! I'll go grab my stuff!"
"There is no time. Your sword is enough."
Just pretending that that cover is for faces of evil. The wikipedia page on it is funny.
* Link - The main protagonist. He was proclaiming how boring it is because of Hyrule now at peace. He is then told by Gwonam that only he can defeat Ganon, who has now taken over the island nation of Koridai. And Gee, he sure is BORING!
* Zelda - First seen denying Link a kiss. She is kidnapped by Ganon and held prisoner. Refuses Link a kiss in the end.
* The King - Wonders what's for dinner.
* Ganon - The main villain. He conquers Koridai and kidnaps Zelda. He is defeated by the Book of Koridai in one hit. He offers to make Link's face the greatest in all of Koridai prior to his defeat if Link allies himself with Ganon (he says if Link declined "he will die"), though the player is never given an option other than fighting.
