WHY, OH WHY DID THEY HAVE TO REMAKE WINDWAKER!!??
Couldn't they have chosen, you know, a GOOD Zelda game?
...Instead of following my gut instinct and being purely reactive, I'd instead like to ask you why you feel this way. Please explain.
Hmmm, I wonder if they'll just sell the Zelda game pad. Already have a Wii U, wouldn't mind a Zelda game pad though...
I hope the same, but my fear is that the tablet will eventually cost as much as the system itself. Which sucks, because I want the GamePad (and I still need a Wii U, for that matter) but I want a physical copy of the damned game. #firstworldproblems
OK, since a lot of people asked this, here are my reasons for loathing Windwaker.
Before I continue, you need to know three things:
-I was born in 1982, and have played every major Zelda game released in the U.S when it came out. I grew up with this franchise.
-When Windwaker came out I was in my early 20s, and the previous console game was Majora's Mask, so I was really expecting greatness.
-Because I was 20, there is little nostalgic value here (Unlike early games in the series which aren’t great, but I enjoyed them in my youth)
I haven’t played the game in a few years, but these are some of my major grievances with Windwaker (not in any particular order)
1. The graphics. Petty, I know, but first impressions are important. I was expecting Twilight Princess and we got Animal Crossings. I have cooled on this over the years, but I was pretty pissed a decade ago
2. THE SAILING. I will never be convinced that sailing around a bland ocean is anywhere NEAR the exploration thrill of Hyrule field. In a field you can do anything. In a boat you can…sail. And fire a canon. Boring.
3. Speaking of sailing…FINDING THE TRIFORCE. What the hell was this? Only a handful of dungeons and then the last third of the game is sailing around the ocean looking for pieces of the triforce. I know they amended this for the remake, but still haunts me
4. Hyrule is submerged, and for whatever reason they kept it this way. While I know they established new Hyrule, and the split timeline and everything…this still felt like a kick in the balls to me. Not only is it submerged, but the king even wishes it to STAY submerged at the end.
5. Ganondorf is fat. I’m sorry, I can’t shake that image. And before anyone says he was a pig, Ganon is a pig beast, Ganondorf is a man.
I could keep going, but I won’t. I don’t hate this game, and I don’t consider it the worst in the series, but I do think it’s near the bottom. I like most of the plot, and parts are bad ass. I am just disappointed that the FIRST HD ZELDA GAME is going to be one of my least favorites in the series.