So I completely uninstalled the driver and all HP software and re-installed everything. The printer is doing the same shit. Now, when I say the printing was taking hours, and mean like more than 8 hours, and also it looks like shit. All signs point to a memory overload, but I had the printer unplugged for over 24 hours and it still did the same thing. AFAIK, that's the only way to clear the memory in this printer. HP's website tells me to buy a new power supply, but I don't see how that has anything to do with my problem. Anyone have any other ideas? I don't know if it's possible to update the actual firmware in this printer, but I'm assuming when installing the driver, it also updates the firmware; correct?