Jokes and such

[Arseen]

South Park was right about catholics.

Let me explain:

Local newspaper read yesterday:

"Paavi erosi ja jätti 1.2 biljoonaa katolilaista ilman johtajaa"

Let me explain more:

It was suppose to say:

Pope resigned and left 1.2 billion catholics without leader.

Let me explain even more:

Biljoona is not billion but trillion.

So due to lazy auto-translation that sentence actually says:

Pope resigned and left 1.2 trillion catholics without leader.

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And as we know South Park told us that there are catholics also on other planets and galaxies.

[Arseen]

Deleted the maybe offensive parts to put this topic back on track:

Jokes and misprints.

Something to think (from Family Guy):

If pro is opposite of con, opposite of progress is...

[shenske]

Haha, I wasn't offended Arseen. I just wanted to make things akward

[Arseen]

Haha, I wasn't offended Arseen. I just wanted to make things akward

It was not really you who got me worried but the big cheese decided to post... (and I think locked the topic again).

[Dravenae]

A guy goes to the doctor as he had some problems down below. He goes up to the receptionist, announces that he has an appointment. The nurse checks it out, confirms it, and then tells him to wait in reception. A few moments go by, then the attending nurse calls for him. He gets up out of his chair and goes into the doctors room.

  Doctor: "Well Hello there Mr Robinson! What seems to be the problem?"

  Mr Robinson: "Well Doctor, you see... I got a bit of a problem with my... *looks at the nurse*... 'main member'"...

The doctor, sympathetic, asked the nurse to leave the room.

  Doctor: "Well lets take a look then Mr Robinson".

  Mr Robinson: "Hold on Doctor... Before I pull down my trousers... You have to promise not to say anything or laugh! If you do, I'll be very angry!!!".

The doctor with a confused look on his face quickly replies, "Of course not Mr Robinson, I'm a professional, I would never!".

Mr Robinson, rest assured, pulled down his trousers...

  Doctor: "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GOD AWFUL SMELL!!! I HAVE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!".

Mr Robinson was extremely embarrassed, quickly pulled his trousers back up.

  Mr Robinson: "You listen here Doc! I told you, if you said anything that I would be angry... I'm fucking fuming... Why did you say anything?!?!?".

The Doctor apologize profusely, "Sorry Mr Robinson, your right... I apologize... Let me take a look".

After a quick examination, the Doctor couldn't find anything wrong, bar the smell and suggested that Mr Robinson sort out that smell. Happy enough, Mr Robinson pulled up his trousers and off he went home. On his way home, Mr Robinson thought that it would be a great idea to go to the bar to see his mates. He gets to the bar has a few pints, before he knows it, its 1:00 am... Shitting bricks, he gets home, opens the door, and...

  Mrs Robinson: "WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?!?!?!".

  Mr Robinson: "...".

  Mrs Robinson: "I'VE BEEN COOKING, CLEANING, LOOKING AFTER THE KIDS!!!".

  Mrs Robinson: "I'VE NOT HAD TIME TO WIPE MY OWN ARSE!!!".

There was an awkward silence...

  Mr Robinson: "Yeah... Love... I've been meaning to talk to you about that...".