Found this at GameStop today:

I'm sorry, but that's probaly the worst controller I've ever seen. Worse than the original Wii Classic Controller, even.
Unrelated, but I had a dream last night that I found a brand new NES... and played Kirby's Adventure on it. Twas a good dream. Wierd thing, though, is that the NES was a "NES Slim", which doesn't exist but would be cool. lol