Are Selling For : $5.99 : Rare "Become Invisible" Spell Cast
Is...is this for real? ebay allows people to sell 'spells' over the internet? I mean, it's hokey enough going into a room with some lady with a crystal ball and tea leaves and what not, but wtf? People send her $5.99, she says she casts a spell and takes their money? Holy shit am I in the wrong business! At least with a shoppe you have incense and dry ice and those freaky scented candles to pay for so you have some overhead, but what expenses beyond ebay fees do you have for an e-spell 'business' (I never thought I'd ever use a term like 'e-spell'...a sign of the times indeed)?
And over the last 12 months she's had 2832 positive feedback! Assuming $6 per transaction, that's $16,992 for doing fucking NOTHING! I seriously want to get to know this lady (and she's not exactly hard on the eyes, either
) because as the saying goes, 'a fool and his money are soon parted' and she's clearly found the perfect way to do the parting.
I wonder how that works regarding refunds. "d00d wtf I bought this spell and I totally didn't turn invisible!!
" I wonder if there are people actually thinking their Johnson will magically grow from the 'penis enlargement' spell. Actually scratch that...my neighbour is a whack-job who thinks all this kind of stuff is real (and for some reason he got the impression that I could cast white magic and has literally called me up on the phone and asked me to cast spells for him...thankfully he's usually heavily medicated and/or in a facility so this doesn't happen often). Still...almost 3000 transactions in the last 12 months. Some people just should not be allowed to breed.
Anyway, sorry for the topic hijack. Back to sealed Zelda DS talk!
