It's not the camera, it's that I have to dig that shell out of a plastic bin that's in a deep closet under three other bins

Sorry, I'll get to it ASAP.
Gonna paint em white. Before anyone groans, the whole damned house had wood paneling and wood finish when we moved in. The addition had wood floors, a cork ceiling, and literally 3 different types of wood paneling on the walls. It's was like living in a tree. Plus the basement is dark and the white will both match the wainscoting and brighten the room. Did I mention that the basement ALSO has a wood panel ceiling? Ugh.
My entire studio/office is freakin' pine, and it's a big-ass room (the entire 2nd floor of our bungalow). We're sorta done with wood finish.